The New York Yankees beat the Boston Red Sox tonight 3-1, giving New York a 2-0 lead in their Best-of-7 ALCS. The Yankees have only lost ONE seven game series in their history after going up 2-0. Meanwhile, the Red Sox are trying to turn Curt Schilling into the Six Million Dollar Man. "We can rebuild him!" Of course, the world's best ankle brace won't mean anything if it won't allow Schilling to throw above 93 mph.
The Red Sox in '04? No no, Nannette. Who's your daddy, Pedro? Who's your daddy? The Yankees, that's who.