Lou Pickney's Online Commentary
Sizing Up
Thursday
July 22, 2004
You know those Army recruiting commercials that they have? I think they need to take a new approach, in light of the revelation of the nice perks included...
Report: Bigger breasts offered as perk to soldiers
A few choice slow-motion running scenes and... yeah, should be good.
If you are ever bored, I highly recommend that you peruse TheSmokingGun.com. The "rider" section is particularly funny. Here's an excerpt from the Carrot Top entry:
Carrot Top will require the services of a female masseuse. All arrangements are the sole responsibility of the Purchaser or Promoter. Masseuse will need to provide the following: Massage table with clean sheets and oils.
It manages to be both funny and a little disturbing at the same time. At least he demanded that the massseuse be female, though.
The 3FL Draft is tonight. Should be fun...
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