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Saturday
February 21, 2004

The countdown is on to the Gasparilla 2004 Night Parade. I'm drinking a cold Heineken and biding my time (making the Mr. Burns fingers). Should be a fun party night.

Vida Guerra
Vida Guerra is gorgeous.

Today I went back to Malibu Rayz and had another round of the Mystic Tan spray on suntan process. I can't say enough good things about Malibu Rays and the Mystic Tan program. If it can make my formerly pale looking self look nice and tanned, it can do the same for anyone.

I finally had a chance this afternoon to talk with my bro Matt, who I've been meaning to talk with since I got back from New Orleans. Among other things, he recommended that I check out some pictures online of gorgeous model Vida Guerra. And as usual, Matt was dead-on with the recommendation. In a related note, I think I need to re-up my subscription to FHM. Good gawd!

Mississippi State plays Alabama on CBS at 4 PM Eastern, so I'll be wrapping this column up shortly to drink a few more coldbeers and watch that game. I haven't had a chance to watch a Miss. State game this year, so now's my chance. Right now the Bulldogs are on track to be a #1 seed; if they lose (especially in the SEC Tournament), they could end up as a #2 seed, where they'd likely end up placed in the Orlando region thanks to the pod system. If that happens, I'm there. Book it!

Another note from my conversation with Matt is that he suggested that I buy new hubcaps for my Accord. I think that's a very good idea, and it's something I've already been planning to do. As Matt put it: "It's like dating a really hot chick, but she has a moustache." Well, we can't be having that. I'm not saying I'll be putting 22s on the Accord or anything, but new rims could really take "Lou Junior" to the next level.

Finally, I can't stress this enough: you really must try to get on Super Millionaire. 1-800-999-7878 between 7 PM and 3 AM Eastern. You have chances today, tomorrow and Monday for the current run of Super Millionaire shows (they're going back to the old style of doing a run of a bunch in a row, like they did when the show first started with such phenomenal success and before ABC drove the sure thing into the ground with an Executive Meddler level of ineptitude...)


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